Seven Stages Of Man (Undress'd), Stage One

Who'd mealmouth men 

for mismatch'd clothes

need know 

what who's not no one knows:

all suits 

(such duds these dudes drag on!)
aren't suitable 

for ev'ry john.
Aren't armbands apt 

for activists...?

(Weren't you, once, 

one of those...?)
Aren't boas best 

for blondes -- "gilt gals" 

in pumps 

and fishnet hose...?